I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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