I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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