Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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