I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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