So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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