Sry I called you an 8
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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