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(323): View more from California

WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.

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(443): View more from Maryland

Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls

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(303): View more from Colorado

i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.

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(330): View more from Ohio

Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag

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(313): View more from Michigan

When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.

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(314): View more from Missouri

oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.

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(310): View more from California

Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?

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(206): View more from Washington

You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.

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(425): View more from Washington

Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.

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