There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
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