I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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