Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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