Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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