It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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