I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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