Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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