Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
Randomize
