Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
my poor anus
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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