do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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