Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
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