it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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