So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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