I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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