Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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