Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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