yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Randomize
