dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
You may now shotgun with the bride
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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