..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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