Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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