It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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