I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
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