I'm really into asian looking animals
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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