I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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