come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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