So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
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