Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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