How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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