Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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