your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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