I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
The power of my boobs compel you
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
