Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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