i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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