Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
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