i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I smell like Dick and happiness
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