i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
they need to just BURY HIM!
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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