So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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