Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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