if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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