I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
well you can't waste a boner
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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