I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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