I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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