So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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