i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Mom said you looked used
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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