So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
Did we literally take a cab across the street
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
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