Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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