Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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